To begin with, let's talk about what did not happen at the 10th annual LBI:
- No carts were flipped
- No carts had holes put into them
- Not all rounds were played
- No one was significantly injured/run over
And now for what DID happen...
- A new guy came...i THINK his name was Rick
- A high-stakes negotiation occurred between those in need of toilet paper and those in need of ice
- A guy stuffed 19 (cheese) balls into his mouth at one time
- A guy fell asleep sitting on the fairway
- Lich did NOT suck
- Moden Kept the Bath Salts tradition alive...in a related story, "Hey Rick"
- Doyle narrowly beat the owner of the Caddy Girls in an epic shotgun match
- The Top 2 going into the final round stayed out until 430 am...(let's see Spieth win like that!)
- We made it to the beach
- KShea "napped"....a LOT
- Lightning hit a tree about 100 yards from the club house and the tree caught fire
- Rob fell asleep in an establishment for gentlemen
- Tini tried to dry his grips upside down (brett pee'd himself from laughing so hard)
- A fist fight nearly broke out between two best friends over stopping at McDonalds
- Kevin Shea won $50 from Lich for jumping into a massive puddle during the rain delay
- A two hour discussion ensued about wiping method
- A guy NOT NAMED BARZ slept nude on the couch of the wrong room
- The eventual winner nearly got kicked off the course because one of his playing partners continually took off his shirt
- Pat Shea went back to back...a feat previously thought to be imBosible
Quotes of the week (add more/send me more):
There's three that stood out to everyone and one that still cracks me up, even now:
- Hey Rick
- Rrrrrrrrrrrrick
- Wooooooooo
- Shea, as he walks up to Lich pouring a glass just with Grey Goose: "Lich, what are you going to mix with that?" Lich: "Vomit, in about 3 seconds."
And to make it official, here are your final LBI Results for 2016:
- Winner: Pat Shea
- Second: Tini
- Third: Stevens/Doyle
- Rage Award: Tini (see McDonald's reference above; ask for details)
- Pick it Up Award: Barz; primarily for Tidewater, where he hit as many shots from sand as he did grass.
- It's Ok, Al Award: Doyle who dropped 12 strokes to the leader in 25 holes