Even though I do not like Bob Dylan, he did have a point when he said "the times, they are a changin'". In today's world, men can use women's bathrooms, pot is legal in several states and in Soviet Russia, cars drive YOU (Yah, that's a Yakov Smirnoff reference right there; pulled right out of the COCKS archives). One thing that's not changin' though, the shenanigans that purposely or accidentally make LBIs entertaining for us all year in an year out.
Oh, and for those new to LBI, COCKS is the LBI Corporate Office of Communications & Knowledge Services. "They" are responsible for all the research and stat production you've become used to getting each year around this time.
Like any other year, COCKS has been hard at work to bring you the LBI Knowledge you have come to expect. Knowledge prepares you. Knowledge enables you. Knowledge, put simply, is power. But in this edition, there will be no knowledge released to you. No, in this case, COCKS is simply enabling you to reminisce.
This year's LBI is the 10th Edition. And what is COCKS great at you ask? Creating lists. So for the 10th Anniversary of LBI, COCKS will be counting down the Top 10 LBI Moments. There's ample moments to ponder, and frankly, several are contenders for the top spot.
Over the next 2 weeks, we'll be releasing the top 10 moments as voted on by the research team at COCKS. You can expect such moments as:
- Moden deciding to walk home (for 4 hours) from Broadway at, and
- The Hurricane that swept through Myrtlewood, and
- Bos being a part of the entertainment...from outside in the hallway.
Not Pictured: Eagle Guy
You can also expect to see all-time classic quotes like:
- Oh nooooooooooo, and
- It's Ok, Al, you'll get 'em next time
Making it to 10 years is a serious accomplishment. some people on this list have been there for them all. Others have only made it to one or two. But all of us are a part of the LBI lore that will live on as long as LBI does.
So, we hope you'll enjoy our Top 10 list. Whether you make it to a named event or have only heard about the event through the grapevine, you're sure to enjoy this countdown...
Here's to 10 more great years of LBI shenanigans.
your friends at
COCKS
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