With that, we present from 10 to 4. As with before, feel free to weigh in if you agree or disagree...
#10: Moden Disappears from Legends Mooreland (Not the only time he's been lost in the woods).
The Year, 2012 (could have been 2009, too. WTF do we know at COCKS? Was this the year of the Buddy ShitShow and Eagle Guy?)
- Groups are gathering around the last green. We're getting ready to back to the clubhouse but wait, someone's missing. Where's Moooooooden? No one knows. Even those who played with him are mystified 'he was JUST with us' they claim as they look around puzzled. Turns out, he forgot about the above rally in his honor. so he unpacked his bags and just left the course...
#9: The Sub
The year, 2012. The event...no one would make up their goddam mind where we wanted to eat after playing 36 holes. We literally pulled into and got out of the RV at different places but somoene had "BBQ" in their mind so we went on a never ending mission to find it.
CT...drawn to the sub
So, we get to the place, turns out to be a sub place. "I'll go in and check it out, guys". 12 (hammered) dummies sat there and watched as i ordered a sub, then acted like they didn't know what I was doing as it took me 10 minutes to "ask for directions".
Did you just eat my sub?
#8 Brett, Lich, Saps, Bryan clean out the cart girl's entire beer stash in one stop
The year: 2011, Thistle
At the turn in the clubhouse grill: Gabe: "should we get some beers?" CT: "no, we've got a few and we'll see the cart girl in a few". With the cart girl on 10 green "yah, we'll have 12 pack". cart girl: "uhhhh, i'm out. that group in front of you just bought 2 cases".
- side note: Also during this round Lich was attacked by mowers AND we proved the theory that a shotgun after each hole DOES improve performance on the next hole. Science
#7 Lich Hole in 1 at Glen Dornoch
The year, 2008
What does it say about LBI that a real-life Hole in 1 is only ranked 7???
p.s. THIS swing got a hole in 1...this swing...
#6 7am
The year, 2008. The location...outside Gold Club at Penthouse. The crew: Shea, Lich, and Trouble T-Roy...could have others, but it DID happen at 7am, so give us a break.
and here's what Shea looked like later that day, just before he and Troy threw in the towel and DNF'd. (This would subsequently cost Shea the RV shitter duties (i said duty)).
#5 Eagle Guy
The year, 2012, The hole "Hell's Half Acre"
- Shea came through a few groups ahead of Eagle Guy. Shea made Eagle on Hell's Half Acre (a driveable par 4). When the round was over, no one wanted to hear about Shea's eagle because Damon...Damon made eagle, "did you hear???". He's Eagle Guy. It was like when George wanted to be called "T-Bone" but they named him KoKo the monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC4C_Gcp_dM
If Eagle Guy and Non-Eagle Guy both Eagle the same hole....who gets the credit? (hint: see above picture)
#4 The Hurricane Event
The year, 2012, the location "Myrtlewood villa, post round"
Bryan doesn't drink much, but when he does, SWEET JESUS, do not get sucked into the Hurricane.
picture is blurry due to Hurricane-like conditions
A Hurricane blew through all 5 rooms in Myrtlewood, leaving in its wake empty shotgunned beers, drunken men and one guy pukin off the balcony and ultimately passing out in the bathroom.
Note: all car bombs were largely performed while speaking in a french accent
Hurricane video
There's 10-4...thoughts???
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