Replacing Divots: LBI 2016: The Projections

You know you want it; and COCKS is here to give it to you. COCKS gives it to you straight. COCKS gives it to you hard. It's the projections. A time when it's evident that LBI is just around the corner. We don't release the projections until it's just about time for LBI and COCKS is ready. Are you?

16: Ryan Doyle:

- Doyle loves LBI; the strippers, the shotguns, the fireball, the daredevil cart "racing"...and the golf. Oh yeah, this is a GOLF tournament.

as close as Doyle has ever been to LBI cup

15: Dan Nall

- Is Nall a sleeper pick as he enters his 3rd year? His handicap is primed to get him to the projected winning score of 215 which is 65 more than the combined weight of Nall, Moden, & Doyle.

[Nall does NOT like the limelight...no pics in the LBI archives. And COCKS looked, the only way COCKS can, hard.]
UPDATE: COCKS was hard....at work, efforting and found this picture. Perfect for a guy who always wanted to be a "dancer"

14: Rob Weinig

- Rob, like White Lightnin', really wants to win it. He'd never admit it openly, but he's competitive...then he sees the caddy and forgets why we're there.

see? booze

13: Rick Whitty

- The ONLY chance newbie's have is if they happen to have a really high handicap for their first year. Otherwise, the mayhem that is LBI is a lot to take...

Whitty???

12: Chris Stevens

- White Lightnin won't say it, but he wants to win bad. Can he surprise everyone this year???

11: Jason Lich

- Dude, Lich, just stop sucking! You're a former member of Dream Team, for crying out loud. Dream Team!

just stop suckin!!

10: Doug Barszcz

- Until Barz cares, we don't expect to see Barz contending. We DO expect to see him nude, unfortunately, but not contending.

9: Pat Shea

- It's ALWAYS a tough road to a repeat with a two stroke penalty. Forget about if Bath Salts re-appears...

does this look like a guy focused on a repeat?

8: Mike Hollandsworth

- Tini...coming in as a 20, playing like a 25 does not bode well for him. But his first round pairing with two-time winner Brett could help. It could also help that he's not paired with attempted murderer, Doyle (Let's be honest, is he taking a chance – legally speaking - even coming back to Myrtle Beach this year?)

Tini: are you naked from the pants down? Barz: what do YOU think?

7: Rufus Knight

- Rufus has hovered in nowhereville for a long time. He's contended a once or twice, but mainly is middle of the pack guy who is looking to make his mark. Could he become the first non-honky to win LBI?

we were going to use this as a "cool" picture of Rufus, but then we found the picture where the caddy just dared him to give Saps a hummer...

6: Kevin Shea

- The final two-time winner, KoKo looks to be come the only 3-time winner this year. Will his hands hold up?

Sheabone could look like this BEFORE day 1...

5: Troy Welck

- He's been getting closer and closer the last two years. Will he continue to climb up and claim the LBI cup or will this year see a backslide?

Trouble T-Roy (uhhhh, this is GOLF, Troy!)

4: Matt Moden

- Another two-time winner but it's been a lonnnnnng time since 2008. He may get distracted by posting 7 posts a day to Facebook LBI page while down in Myrtle.