Replacing Divots: LBI 10th Anniversary Top 10: Honorable Mention

Before you see the final 3, COCKS went deep....into the archives to pull the list of events that would likely make the Top 10 in any other golf tournament; but this is LBI. We didn't want to overlook these so before the Top 3, we'll give you those who just missed out. In no particular order....

"It's Ok, Al. You'll Get 'em next year!" (2013: Location, Tidewater)
Jean Van De Velde at Carnoustie...Greg Norman at Augusta...Jordan Spieth at Augusta...Al at Tidewater. In the Pantheon of epic collapses in golf history, there's never been a group ahead or behind the guy who is collapsing who's yelled out "It's ok....you'll get 'em next year." until 2013.

How could anyone focus with this guy behind them yelling 'it's ok, al"

Bos watches the show from OUTSIDE the room (2012, Myrtlewood Villas)
- As will happen from time to time, some people have invited guests show up to their room. Some guys are into it, others don't care (not that they're gay or that there would be anything wrong with that). Then there are some who say they're out, but then creep in on the show from OUTSIDE the room...
p.s. Note Rob also movin' like bern...

Photo Credit: Bos (through the window)

Moden walks home from Broadway...for 4 hours (2009???, Broadway at the Beach....route 17, Myrtelwood homes...myrtlewood Palmetto course...Myrtlewood Pine Hills course)
- Yet another disappearing Moden event. Cab lines, too long? Just walk! Myrtlewood is "ideally located" close to Broadway. That is...unless you've drank a 12 pack on course, and another at the bar.

moden's warm up before the walk home

Bathsalts (2015, Barefoot Condos)
- I'd write more about this, but I really don't remember enough to do so...but CTito does...

Sheabone flips a cart....in front of the Marshall (2015, Barefoot Dye)
- do I even need to write a summary for this? The day before Tini and Doyle broke a hole in one cart (allegedly)...Doyle almost killed PShea (see below), and our group was in general discontent of all officials at the Barefoot Resort. then the cart flip....

He cut me off, Mr. Marshall!

The Tini DNF at Prestwick...(2010, Prestwick)
- Remember event #4 from the blog "10-4"? That wast he night before. Tini got to the 5th or 6th hole, threw up, then rolled in to the clubhouse to eat wings and sleep. We've had a few DNFs in the past, this one was right up there with the best!
[picture pending...]..keep refreshing...

Doyle nearly kills PShea (2015, Barefoot Dye?)
- this one seems to get worse and worse as the months roll by. I think it started out as Doyle may have run over Pat's toe with the cart...by the end of the trip, Doyle had nearly broken Pat's leg...a month ago, Pat was just out of ACL surgery and considering a lawsuit...given the alcohol consumed that day, i'm guessing we'll never get a clear picture of what REALLY happened...

In the interest of full disclosure that COCKS is known for, we reached out to one party for their side of the story...you call on what the truth is...

"PShea incident - Both carts were together, waiting for PShea to hit, i was driving under the influence of some (8?) tasty beverages that per Tini and my bet, each one knocked off a stroke from our score for the round. PShea hit, i thought i had enough clearance to drive past him, i was apparently wrong. I ran right into his right leg, freaked out that i ran him over, paniced, hit the gas again like a teenager learning to drive for the 1st time, and went further overtop of him. Not knowing what else to do, i jumped out of the cart and tried to Superman lift/push the cart off of him. Tini, simply went from the passengers seat and hit the lever to move the cart into reverse and backed off of PShea. Apparently all carts have those....who knew :)"

re-enactment

lastly, the many mustaches of myrtle...