LBI 2016: That's all She wrote

LBI 2016 is in the books; and we made history.  I haven't decided yet if it's good history or history we need to learn from, so let's walk through it and you can decide for yourself.  I am certain at least one person - who's name rhymes with Lat Hay - will certainly think it was fantastic.

To begin with, let's talk about what did not happen at the 10th annual LBI:

• No carts were flipped
• No carts had holes put into them
• Not all rounds were played
• No one was significantly injured/run over

And now for what DID happen...

• A new guy came...i THINK his name was Rick
• A high-stakes negotiation occurred between those in need of toilet paper and those in need of ice
• A guy stuffed 19 (cheese) balls into his mouth at one time
• A guy fell asleep sitting on the fairway
• Lich did NOT suck
• Moden Kept the Bath Salts tradition alive...in a related story, "Hey Rick"
• Doyle narrowly beat the owner of the Caddy Girls in an epic shotgun match
• The Top 2 going into the final round stayed out until 430 am...(let's see Spieth win like that!)
• We made it to the beach
• KShea "napped"....a LOT
• Lightning hit a tree about 100 yards from the club house and the tree caught fire
• Rob fell asleep in an establishment for gentlemen
• Tini tried to dry his grips upside down (brett pee'd himself from laughing so hard)
• A fist fight nearly broke out between two best friends over stopping at McDonalds
• Kevin Shea won $50 from Lich for jumping into a massive puddle during the rain delay
• A two hour discussion ensued about wiping method
• A guy NOT NAMED BARZ slept nude on the couch of the wrong room
• The eventual winner nearly got kicked off the course because one of his playing partners continually took off his shirt
• Pat Shea went back to back...a feat previously thought to be imBosible

Quotes of the week (add more/send me more):

There's three that stood out to everyone and one that still cracks me up, even now:

1. Hey Rick
2. Rrrrrrrrrrrrick
3. Wooooooooo
4. Shea, as he walks up to Lich pouring a glass just with Grey Goose: "Lich, what are you going to mix with that?"  Lich:  "Vomit, in about 3 seconds."

And to make it official, here are your final LBI Results for 2016: 

- Winner: Pat Shea

- Second:  Tini

- Third:  Stevens/Doyle

- Rage Award:  Tini (see McDonald's reference above; ask for details)

- Pick it Up Award:  Barz; primarily for Tidewater, where he hit as many shots from sand as he did grass.

- It's Ok, Al Award:  Doyle who dropped 12 strokes to the leader in 25 holes

That's it for 2016....see you in 360 days!