Before we bring you number 5, let's recap how we got here.
#20 - Jimmy Flynn: The question is not whether or not Jimmy will place last, it's whether or not he'll finish. Bet hard for the DNF!!!
#19 - Mike Hollandsworth: It'll be another battle for last place, but Hollywood is working hard to get his average in line with his handicap. He's got a long way to go, and unfortunately he could be the most improved player coming into Myrlte and still not show any change in handicap or rankings.
#18 - Troy Welck: Trouble T-Roy...the name says it all.
#17 - Rob Weinig: Even before he’s been on a single LBI trip, Rob is already being considered for a yearly memorial award. He recently suffered a broken face after being sucker-punched trying to break up a fight at a Caps game. It’s clear he cares about his fellow man and there’s nothin’ but good karma coming his way for a long while.
#16 - Chris Stevens: Stevens has been nowhere to be seen on the courses since last year’s Myrtle. However, it’s been 7 years since I’ve lived back in DC and I still have no clue if he even has a job.
#15 - Dave Nasar: In the fall, Simon Cowell is starting a new show called the X Factor. Up to this point, Nasar’s biggest accomplishment in Myrtle has been to sport the best Freddy Mercury impersonation to be seen outside of SNL.
#14 - Pat Shea: There’s two theories behind ranking a Shea. One says that he’ll be a good drinker. The other says that he’ll be tall. I know at least one of those to be true.
#13 - Bryan Mikoy: Just as Thor commands the thunder with his hammer, so to does the Hurricane command sobriety with his bellow. With real power comes real responsibility, and Hurricane has been responsible for at least one DQ so far.
#12 - Rufus Knight: He always has a great time. He’s a great man to hang with and is always ready to go out. He might end up getting you excited about drinking but all the time he’s throwing shots over his shoulder.
#11 - Doug Barszcz: Barz is almost 6 foot tall. Barz weighs north of 200lbs. He’s the kind of guy, who if he was messing with you in a bar, you would think twice about steppin’ to. All that said, Barz’ swing is cute. It’s just so soft and cuddly.
#10 - Matt Sapsford: An anenome? My enemy? No no no, an anomoly! Wait, maybe that is an enigma. What will you get today? That’s the question you ask when playing with Saps these days.
#9 - Brian Ciarlo: Swedish Chef says ... Herpty hur de durp de dur Ciarlo do derp de derpty Myrtle. Der derpty der de Hole in One der derpty derpty hur! Der, Herpty hur de hur derpty derp.
#8 - Matt Moden: As you are reading these words, Moden is banging your momz...
#7 - Gabe Castro: GaYb
#6 - Tim Slough: This will be an interesting experiment; can a near scratch golfer compete in the LBI amongst the debauchery and bafoonnary? Amongst the mayhem and hijinks? Conventional wisdom says maybe, but I personally believe the answer is "perhaps."
and your projected number 5 for 2011.........
#5 Brett Mikoy: Monsieur Brett est l'un des golfeurs les plus constants dans le groupe LBI. Il joue sans erreur, mais non sans charme: Plusieurs jeux ont été sauvés par le coup de miricles. Bien sûr, Monsieur Brett ne se contente pas voir jusqu'à balancer le bâton. Il sera l'alcool, il y aura français .... et peut-être même parler de robots. Aller en tête à tête avec monsieur Brett exige une grande concentration, et un dictionnaire anglais vers le français. Il est partie dans sa culotte, et tout le monde est invité.
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Saps Says: It was a tough call between CT and Brett. While CT holds the edge in head to head match play, Brett is better suited for Myrtle Golf. In the end, I think the 8 strokes "penalty" will be the difference between 1st and 2nd...despite the fact Brett won last year by exactly 8 strokes. (Projected Finish - 2nd)
CT Says: If there's anything Brett knows it's duh, Winning! He'll be the first to tell you abut his numerous CAN Championships, his perfect game bowling or his even par (liberty free) round of golf. Unfortunately, most of us don't have those on our resume, so in the famous words of Gerg (He who fills the meatpipe), "How can you compete?". That's always the queston when playing against Brett. He doesn't always bring his A game. But he almost always finds a way to get the most out of the game he brings. If he happens to bring the A game to myrtle again this year, those 8 strokes he loses being the defending champ may not matter. (CT's projectoion: 3rd)
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