Countdown to Myrtle - Meet Your Golfers - Part 6

LBI is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that drives our wives, girlfriends, or significant others (Mike loves the c*ck) mad. No one can be told what LBI is, you have to see it for yourself.

You sip your beer, the story ends. You wake up on Monday, your head is fine, and you continue your dull, boring life. You take a shotgun, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Introducing your projected number 3...

3) Damon Mikoy

• It is said that the more you know him, the more you get what you don’t expect.
• When a bottle of scotch runs dry in the middle of a party, it sends shivers down his spine.
• Seeing him wear a pair of biking shorts makes you run out to buy a pair only to find out you look silly in them.
• A style of cigar is named after him.
• If he went blind, instead of black he’d see a room full of mahogany and fine leather books.
  

He can play the minute waltz in just over 30 seconds. Yeah, that’s right, he plays the piano.
Oh, and he’ll also drink all night, then go jump into the pacific for a little navy seal training.

If I had to use one word to describe Damon: passion. At the end of the day, Damon approaches nothing with disdain. If he’s doing something, you bet your ass he’s going after it...hard. And remember, a close friend of passion is rage...We will close with a quote from Damon that sums him up nicely: “Golf is a game of etiquette and integrity...asshole!”

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Saps Says:
Last time in the LBI, Damon racked up a DNF due to a sunday flight- but before that he was shooting well. After a few years off, I think he comes back strong and nabs a last top 5 spot. (Projected Finish - 3rd)

CT Says:
Four rounds will be tough, but there’s not a lot of problems with his game. Just those pesky 3 foot putts! Damon rarely has problems off the tee or with his irons. It really will come down to his play around the greens. Could a couple 3 putts engage the rage motor or will we see a cool calm and collected D take home the trophy??? It will be too close to call.