Countdown to Myrtle: Meet Your Golfers - Part 7

Taking a break from living the dream to drop the next golfer in our player projections. Forgive me if I don't write anything more witty, but mojitos be calling my name!


2. Jason Lich

3 Facts. 1) The beast known as “El Chupacabra” is real, and has been terrorizing farmers in Texas and Mexico for centuries. 2) There has never been a sighting north of Reno, NV 3) Jason Lich currently lives in Seattle, Washington.

No one knows exactly how many of these beasts Lich has killed in his valiant protection of the Pacific Northwest, but we can safely assume the numbers are in the tens of thousands. Rattled when tossed from a cart, or chased by the paparazzi, Lich has the mental game of Tiger but overcomes the rage with a solid if unconventional game. Don’t worry about where he’s aiming - 45 degrees to the right will still get piped low and straight down the fairway....245 yards to glory. He's the only member at Myrtle with a hole in own, and one of three with an even par round. It doesn't matter that his swing is that of bizarro-Furyk, if you're matched against him you better bring a bottle of Woodford and your "A" game.

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Saps Says: No Ladd means more focus for Lich. He's not been playing well, but his game is always solid. Should be yet another top 5 finish for El Chupacabra. (Projected Finish - 5th)

CT Says: Lich lethargically leaps over “lasers” while he laments that his limp left hand largely causes his driver to levitate above the lawn on the links. It’s true. Watch him. As for his results, I wonder if his move to Seattle has made him become so engrossed in the whereabouts of mythical creatures that he has lost the ability to maintain his focus on golf. However, there’s a lot of room in that giant shrek-dome and he’s capable of overcoming that nonsense to make a STRONG run this year...